the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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