Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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