'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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