I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
