I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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