Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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