did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
no more duck duck goose at the bar
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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