Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So here I am, sexting at work.
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