Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize
