why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
