handjob tips. give me some.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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