He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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