If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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