she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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