i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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