4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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