i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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