Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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