just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here