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• (707): View more from California

  Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.

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• (516): View more from New York

  im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first

  (206): View more from Washington

  You are the luckiest man alive

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• (716): View more from New York

  i think that dennys waitress has my boxers

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward

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