STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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