i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
What a dumb baby whore.
you had me at cake vodka
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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