I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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