make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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