Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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