K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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