ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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