Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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