Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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