i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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