so explain again why im purple
no
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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