Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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