Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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