How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
