Dual....:-)
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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