i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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