pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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