i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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