actually, I'm a sock model
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i don't like sucking hair
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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