Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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