if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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