According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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