I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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