so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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