sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
