And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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