Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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