A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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