opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
birth control should be required to get into college
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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