Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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