i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
