I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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