Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just want nice things and good sex
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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