Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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