Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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